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i have ten fingers! how many do you have?
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Author 88 when poem submitted, 92 when published
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man, today is going to suck. i have to mop the kitchen. then i have to go to work.
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cyndi lauper is going to start filming her own reality show early next year. yeah!
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you read that correctly: i mop floors.
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last night i dreamt that kermit the frog gave me a french kiss. should i be worried?
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i'm writing poems for a second ms. it's a book-length sequence. this should be fun.
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You got a Fulbright because you’re a minority.